ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

(via captainwingcommandersirshappey)

(Source: jolllyrodger, via thegingerfluteplayer)

fakehighschoolboyfriend:

a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:

“i never knew you wanted to join the military”

“why are you getting married”

“that’s an awful tattoo”

“what am i doing for the rest of my life”

“how will i afford deodorant in college”

“why can’t i graduate already”

“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”

(via jungleofnool)

ponies-and-politics:

idreaminwords:

Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG

(via strongastitanium)

• personal blog: you are offered a glass of water. you take it and tell everyone who is interested exactly what it tastes like.
• fandom blog: you are offered a glass of water. this glass if water becomes the object of your obsession for the next four years. you gather a group of similar enthusiasts and talk about the glass, sometimes angrily arguing over if the water is clear or transparent.
• good social rights blog: you are offered a glass of water. your friend is not. you defend their rights and demand they are offered a glass of water.
• bad social rights blog: you are offered a glass of water. you turn it down and yell at the waiter later that you were not given a glass of water.
• hipster blog: you are offered a glass of water. you accept it and take a picture of it and post it on instagram with a snazzy filter.
• porn blog: you are offered a glass of water. you accept it and promptly stick your dick in it.
• humor blog: you are offered a glass of water. you tell the waiter a joke about the glass of water.